Fear Itself or Much Ado About Nothing

Bucky Got Killed, but Don't Worry

I wish I was friends with Matt Fraction. Then we could have conversations like this:

BELLS: “Oh man. You killed Bucky!”
FRACTION: “Yeah, I was honored that Ed let me do that. But he agreed, it was the right time. Hell, it was his idea.”
BELLS: “That’s cool. But I guess there weren’t really enough pages to really let the moment hit.”
FRACTION: “Just wait til the series is over. We’re going to have a whole issue for his funeral.”
BELLS: “Oh. That’s alright then. Still sucks to see such an interesting character go away.”
FRACTION: “Can you keep a secret?”
BELLS: “Uh yeah?”
FRACTION: “Don’t worry about it. He not really dead. It’s a fake funeral and he’s going to get his own series.”
BELLS: “Oh … cool. I guess. Bucky underground. I can live with that”
FRACTION: “Yeah. Ed’s gonna kill on that book. Back to the espionage stuff.”
BELLS: “Aw, I love that stuff! But, I have to admit … I’ve been lukewarm on Iron Man lately. I think you’ve been doing great with Pepper, but I find Tony melodramatic. I want to see the gravity of him giving up sobriety, and I’m sure as an alcoholic yourself, it’s a personal story, but … him drunk and shouting at Odin? Too much. And the cursing Ugnaughts? Not my favorite.”
FRACTION: “Sorry, but I hope you stick around. Good stuff coming up. Everything has been building to this. Ever since … The Order maybe.”
BELLS: “Yeah, I’m sure there will be some serious shit to come out the mess in Paris. I mean, DAMN! The whole city is in rubble!”
FRACTION: “Actually, I wanted to get back to Zeke Stane and the Mandarin.”
BELLS: “But Paris is like top 25 worldwide in population. That’s a serious blow. Like, to the world.”
FRACTION: “Don’t worry about it. Tony’s going to guilt Odin into fixing it. Again, keep that on the DL.”
BELLS: “Fixing it?”
FRACTION: “Yeah. He’s a god. He can do anything.”
BELLS: “Well, alright. I admit that I didn’t finish reading the main Fear Itself book, but I heard you killed Thor. You write him monthly. Wow. I must admit I didn’t see that coming.”
FRACTION: “Don’t worry about it. He’s Thor. Ragnarok, Rebirth, Repeat.”
BELLS: “So not dead.”
FRACTION: “Yeah, he’s dead.”
BELLS: “But not for long.”
FRACTION: “Really not for long. We’re already soliciting issues with him in them.”
BELLS: “So … after a long line of events that changed the Marvel U status quo, like House of M, Civil War, Secret Invasion, what’s really changed because of Fear Itself?”
FRACTION: “Well … the Serpent broke Cap’s shield.”
BELLS: “Yeah, I heard about that. Broke it like a stale Dorito. Nice”
FRACTION: “Yeah, but don’t worry …”

END SCENE

I dropped the series after issue four. It seems like I made the right decision. Not my cup of tea.

If you’re wondering about that knack for dialogue, yes, I did major in Theater in college. No big deal.

2 thoughts on “Fear Itself or Much Ado About Nothing

  1. Bells: “Any questions from the audience? Yes… you with the glasses and the fetish for nerdy girls”

    Me: “Matt, love your work, sincerely. But WTF with ‘I rather came having had.’?” “Did you miss a meeting?” “PS I’ve now dropped Invincible Iron-man because the shit with The Mandarin was fucking dumb. Just thought you should know. Peace out!”

    • Wow. I think post-Fear Itself, the book has really rebounded. And now Fraction’s announced that his run is coming to an end, so I’m all in. With six issues left, are you really not invested enough to see how Stark wins? Other series/runs that I read that are ending include Brubaker on Cap, Rucka on Punisher, and X-Men Legacy.

      What does that leave you reading, anyway?

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